Zoltar Speaks is a clear voice on high raining down knowledge and wisdom. Zoltar Speaks has been compared to the Greek God Zeus.

A Vomit Comment is a comment that looks as if someone had thrown a mouth full of random nastiness on on the screen.

Virgin Smirk is that unique looking shit eating grin a guy gets when his new sexual partner tells him that she's a virgin just before they do the wild thing.

V.I.E.W. is an acronym meaning: Virtuous In Every Way

Urban Dictionary Master is an individual that has surpassed 100 published definitions on Urban Dictionary.Zoltar Speaks was an Urban Dictionary Master until the unethical bastards running Urban Dictionary deleted all 100+ definitions. Here's what happened in a simple sequence of events:1. I noticed that two of my 114 definitions had been deleted.2. I contacted Urban Dictionary to find out why.3. I was told … Continue reading Urban Dictionary Master →

UMGWANA is an acronym that means Unintelligent Man Giving Written Arrogance a New Awakening.This was the pseudonym of a foolish commenter on madison.com years ago that defined the term with the imbecilic arrogant crap he used to write.

Truthzeeker is a pseudonym used as an oxymoron."This blogger has never done anything but spread false innuendo and verifiable lies; the Truthzeeker pseudonym is being used is an oxymoron, there is no seeking of truth. "

Troll Retort is a standard phrase that you can use in reply to internet trolls.Troll Retort example: "For the love of god, if you can’t post anything that adds to the conversation then STFU."

Trolachling (trōl•ăch•lĭng): an internet troll hatchling.Derived from: Internet Troll: a person who sows discord on the Internet by starting arguments or upsetting people, by posting inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community.Hatchling: A young animal that has recently emerged from its egg.A Trolachling instigates discourse in online communities however the immature nature of the hatchlings statements haven't matured … Continue reading Trolachling →

Traumatic Political Stress Disorder (TPSD) is a mental disorder that can develop after a person is exposed to what they perceive as a traumatic political event.An example of this is the 2016 Presidential election was clearly a traumatic political event for Democrats and has caused many Democrats across the country to be afflicted with Traumatic Political Stress Disorder and they are throwing political tantrums that make President Trump, of all people, … Continue reading Traumatic Political Stress Disorder (TPSD) →

A Thorn is a small pricky little thing that annoys the shit out of people.

The ends justify the means is a morally bankrupt core belief that rationalizes unethical and immoral behavior because the end goal is the focus and anything done to achieve that goal is considered acceptable.

Teflon Politician is a politician that seems to function under an assumption that rules and laws do not apply to themself.

Teflon Blogger is an internet blogger, or commenter, participating in an online discussion and the stated rules of that particular website don't seem to apply to the blogger/commenter.

SPAS-CG Syndrome is a specific subset of SPAS Syndrome, it's a very focused obsession to STALK, PERSONALLY ATTACK, and SILENCE the internet commenter named CORNELIUS GOTCHBURG.

SPAS Syndrome is an obsession to STALK, PERSONALLY ATTACK, and SILENCE those who oppose your point of view.

Snowflake Troll is a snowflake that has a pattern of painting a big target on their forehead when trolling the internet, rhetorically daring others to target it, and then falsely portrays themself as a victim when someone gets a bulls-eye.

S.J.W.C.: an acronym that means: Social Justice Warrior Cult.The SJWC (Social Justice Warrior Cult) is the weaponized cult of pawns that Progressives use to crush any perceived opposition into absolute submission using propaganda based rhetorical fear tactics. The "warriors" in the SJWC are pawns in a movement towards Progressive totalitarianism.

Self-Inflicted Intellectual Slap Down is when your own argument proves you’re an idiot.

Schizophrenia-AT is a serious mental illness that specifically affects the Anti-Trump (AT) resistance. It interferes with anti-Trump'ers ability to think clearly, manage emotions, make decisions and relate to others. It's a complex, long-term medical illness, currently affecting a huge portion of Americans.Symptoms: Schizophrenia-AT causes Salem Witch Trial School of Thought brought on by Traumatic Political Stress Disorder that has metastasized … Continue reading Schizophrenia-AT →

A Sasquatch Brain is the brain of an extremely stupid person.

Salem Witch Trial School of Thought are underlying thoughts of a person that causes them to throw out all logical reasoning and conclude the absurd.

A Safe Haven is that safe place you go to get away from the perceived lunacy in the world.

Richard Noggin is a polite way of saying that someone is being a Dick Head in mixed company.Dick = Short for RichardNoggin = Another name for head

A Rhetorical Coward is a person that refuses to engage those that challenge their rhetoric. This should not be applied to those that choose not to engage internet trolls.

Rhetorical ABC's are the rhetorical tactics of Attack, Bastardize and Condemn.Attack: Attack the messenger and ignoring the message. Bastardize: Misrepresent or corrupt meanings of words or statements and attack that instead. Condemn: Demonize the opposition; evil must be destroyed.Political rhetoric in the United States has entered a new phase that uses Rhetorical ABC's, it's so prevalent that it's become a political art form.

Projectile Blogging, or commenting, is when a blogger spews out whatever pops into their head in a rapid regurgitation of random thoughts.

Progressive Magical Thinking (PMT) is thinking that if a Liberal can find something (anything) in print, digital, or video that agrees with them, then it's considered absolute fact.Example: The girl in the French Model State Farm TV commercial saying "they can't put anything on the internet that isn't true" is a perfect representation of how Progressive Magical Thinking works when your own extreme bias … Continue reading Progressive Magical Thinking →

Progressives Anonymous is a place for Progressives to go to combat the disease of Progressivism. Progressives Anonymous is a national fellowship of men and women who share the disease of Progressivism and are ideologically obsessed with its totalitarian philosophy. It is nonprofessional, self-supporting, multiracial, and available almost everywhere. There are no age or education requirements. Membership is open to anyone who wants to do … Continue reading Progressives Anonymous →

The Principles of Progressive Goebbelism are the core guiding principles of the propaganda that progressives have used to brainwash and dumb-down our society.The core principles are: 1. If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it.2. If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth. 3. If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe … Continue reading Principles of Progressive Goebbelism →

Pricky is a behavior that's commonly attributed to assholes that are acting like a fucking prick.

Post Vote Purge is when voting for the candidates on the ballot makes you so damn sick that you have to vomit/purge after voting.After I voted for President in 2016 I performed a Post Vote Purge. I was the one running out the door of the polling station to release the uncontrollable projectile vomit into the bushes.

A Political Tool is an extension of a political apparatus, usually a person or group of people, which parrots political propaganda of that ideological political apparatus.A political tool could be a media outlet that appears very partisan such as Fox News which parrots Conservative propaganda, MSNBC, CNN, New York Times, etc which parrots Liberal propaganda, The Cap Times (Madison, WI) which parrots Progressive propaganda, etc.A political tool can also be … Continue reading Political Tool →

Political Meme 1: A brief and easily repeatable political smear that rapidly replicates itself via social media. 2: A virus of the mind that infects weak-minded individuals that are consumed by their own political bias and hate. 3: A political propaganda smear sometimes rooted in humor but intended to take root as fact, regardless of truth.Popular political memes of the day are photos that … Continue reading Political Meme →

Political Hack Pack: When a group of political hacks get together.

A Political Hack is a morally bankrupt person that has actually chosen to be a political tool and a political attack dog. The intentions of a political hack are aligned with victory NOT personal conviction, ethics or morals. The ends justify the means is a core belief of a political hack.

A Political Campaign Troll is a person who sows discord in a political campaign by starting arguments or upsetting people, by stating inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in a political campaign with the deliberate intent of provoking the constituency into an emotional response or otherwise disrupting normal on-topic campaign issue discussions, often for their own amusement.Donald Trump is the epitome of a political campaign troll.

A Political Attack Dog is a person that relentlessly peruses or stalks those that oppose their political ideology and viciously spews endless attacks at them.

Political Antiology is the newest form of 21st century political ideology in the United States that is not FOR anything they are only AGAINST. Evidence of this is when people you talk with are are so ANTI-this or ANTI-that and they can't coherently tell you what they are FOR anymore.

Potemkin Rhetoric is any rhetoric that is solely to deceive others into thinking that a situation is better than it really is. Derived from the following definitions: Potemkin: having a false or deceptive appearance, especially one presented for the purpose of propaganda.Rhetoric: language designed to have a persuasive or impressive effect on its audience, but often regarded as lacking in … Continue reading Potemkin Rhetoric →

P.O.S. is an acronym meaning: Perpetually Offended Snowflake.

Pixelated Thinking is when someone uses a keyboard to translated every single thought in their mind into pixels to be displayed in an internet chat room or comment thread without any rational thought about what should or shouldn't be posted for the entire world to read.

Pixelated means to divide hard copies* of words or photos into pixels so they can be displayed on computer devices. *hard copies: actual paper; non-digital format.Joe pixelated his old printed photos and hand written stories with a digital scanner so he could show them to his friends on the internet.

Pisoplysiphobia ( fē'-sō-fē-lē-sē-fō-bē-ə) is the fear of drinking your own backwash at the bottom of you glass. The word is derived from the English spelling of the spoken Greek words for back (píso) and wash (plýsi). When you look at the last inch of fluid in your glass and you gag just thinking about drinking it; … Continue reading Pisoplysiphobia →

P.H.I.S.P. (pernounced "fisp") is an acronym meaning: Political Hackified Idiots Supporting Progressives.

Perfect Political Storm: When sociopolitical conditions are such that one political ideology overwhelmingly consumes the populace and swallows up or destroys any ideological opposition.The Nazi party was a perfect political storm that swallowed Germany.

Out-Eeyored when someone is excessively more pessimistic, gloomy, depressed, negative, and sarcastic as Eeyore while still being as insightful, observant, loyal, and wise as Eeyore.

An Opinion Bigot is a person who is completely intolerant of opposing opinions.

M.S.M.C. is an acronym meaning: Militant Socialist Movement Cult.The Militant Socialist Movement Cult (MSMC) in the United States is synonymous to the MainStream Media Complex which just happens to have the same acronym MSMC.

M.S.M.C. is an acronym meaning: MainStream Media Complex.The MainStream Media Complex (MSMC) in the United States is predominately a Progressive propaganda machine.

Morally bankrupt is how you define a person or a group of people that have shown a regular history of making choices that are devoid of ethics and/or morals.Brief listing of morally bankrupt groups; Nazi, Ku Klux Klan, Black Panthers, ANTIFA, racists, bigots, bullies, internet trolls, political hacks, etc.

Monkey See, Monkey Do Hive Mindedness; is doing the same kinds of unethical things others have done because the perceived results are inline with their own biased views.

Media Bigot is a person that is prejudiced against a media outlet because that person is intolerant of differing points of view presented. Anyone that automatically disregards information provided by a particular media source simply because it's from that media source is a Media Bigot.

Magical Thinking is a kind of irrational thinking that causes a person to completely reject critical thinking and replace it with absurd reasoning because their bias tells them it’s true.

L.I.P. is an acronym meaning Liberal Intellectual Pompousness.

Liberal Purity Test PASS: The Liberal performing the test likes it. FAIL: The Liberal performing the test doesn't like it.

Liberal Magical Thinking : is thinking that when an illiberal thinks a thought, any thought, then that thought is automatically considered logical and should be presented as truth.

Liberal Hive Mind is when Liberals say the exact same unethical things regardless of any direct personal interaction between them.

Conservatives are wrong; thus ends Liberal critical thinking.Two steps to Liberal critical thinking, 1. Pretend to listen to a Conservative. 2. Declare the Conservative wrong.

A Language Barrier is when you talk or write in English and others listen or read in dumbass!

Kernongdefluggle (kərˈnông'di'fləɡəl) is that feeling a person gets when they interject ignorant statements in a public conversation that even they don't truly understand, and they privately wish they'd never engaged in the conversation.

Jackass Journalist Jackals (JJJ’s) are "journalists" in the media that believe the ends justify the means and fabricate ways to circle their target and viciously attack - truth be damned.

Internet Borg are hive minded ignorant people on the internet.Internet Borg automatically jump on the popularity bandwagon to help spread ignorant viral infections by liking and sharing propaganda based internet content on social media and blogs regardless of actual truth and fact. To these self-centered narcissist fools, getting "likes" is a badge of honor.

Individual Responsibility Loophole (IRL) is the unethical notion that when an individual breaks existing rules or laws it’s society that's at fault.Society creates laws to govern it's people and maintain a civil society. In our modern progressively dominated society unethical individuals are being enabled by unwitting people to invoke the Individual Responsibility Loophole to cast blame away from themselves so they … Continue reading Individual Responsibility Loophole →

I.D.I.O.T. is an acronym meaning Impulsive Distribution of Ideologically Obtuse Thoughts.

Hollow Shell Airhead is a metaphor describing the empty vessel of a stupid person.That guy is a hollow shell airhead.Derived from the following definitions:Hollow: An empty space inside of something.Shell: In impersonal attitude or manner which conceals the presence or absence of something contained within.Airhead: A mindless or stupid person.

Hit & Run Troll is an internet troll that posts short completely unrelated off-topic deflections (usually with an insulting ad hominem and/or personal attack) and after they post their deflections they never return to address any replies to their deflections.

Histrionic Malevolence Syndrome is a personality disorder that causes a person to personally attack others with malice full of strongly negative accusations but with few facts or details to back them up.Histrionic Malevolence Syndrome is closely related to a Histrionic Personality Disorder; however, there is an obsessive over-exaggerated focus on the singular symptom defined "Speaks dramatically with strong opinions, but few facts or details to back … Continue reading Histrionic Malevolence Syndrome →

Hanking: A word used in public when talking about a male masturbating.

Hankdog is a way of publicly identifying (in mixed company) a man who obsessively masturbates.Derived from: Hank: short for Hanking: A word used in public when talking about a male masturbating.Dog: Well like a dog, because dogs are literally obsessive about everything, once you get them started they don't want to stop.

A Hammervent is a life changing experience that permanently alters the person we will be from that moment on.Derived from: Hammer: A tool that is used to permanently change something by forcibly striking it. Event: A thing that happens, especially one of importance.A Hammervent is a life experience that is permanently struck into the soul; Military personnel suffering from PTSD have … Continue reading Hammervent →

Hackified is what happens when an ideologue is turned into a political hack.

The Gotch Academy is an institution that regularly schools others on rhetorical strategies used in discussions about current events.Cornelius_Gotchberg is "the" professor at The Gotch Academy. He is the architect of Shakespearean stylized rhetorical “poetries” endeavoring to school others on topics closely related to current events. Either you get the style of writing or you … Continue reading Gotch Academy →

Gotch Spanking is when a blistering rhetorical retort is delivered by someone from the Gotch Academy.

A Fully Matured Character is achieved when our facade can be successfully removed and we are what we are regardless of life's hurdles.

Frankenstein Manipulation is selective cherry picking of written or spoken words and reassembling them into a complete misrepresentation of the original.

F.O.T. is an acronym that means Fuck Off Troll!

Foot-In-Mouth Syndrome is when the only time a person opens their mouth is to change socks.

The Foot-In-Mouth Daily Legal Limit is the legal daily limit of rhetorical feet that one can place in their own mouth.The Foot-In-Mouth Daily Legal Limit is inversely proportional to the person's IQ using the Stanford–Binet Intelligence Scales, once an individual has reached their legal daily limit they should shut the fuck up and walk away. IQ = 145–160 (Highly Advanced Intelligence) FIMDLL= 0–54 IQ = 130–144 (Very Advanced Intelligence) FIMDLL= 55–69 IQ = 120–129 (Superior … Continue reading Foot-In-Mouth Daily Legal Limit →

Fetusphobia is the fear of a living human fetus.

Fauxmendment Right is the belief that just because we the people have the right to do and say whatever we want, makes whatever we do and say right.

Fart-In-The-Wind Comments are brief comments in an online discussion that don't inspire any replies.

Ethical Flush is when an individual chooses to flush their ethics down the drain and engage in unethical behavior.Our culture is in the midst of an ethical flush.

E.T.C.T. is an acronym meaning Emotion Trumps Critical Thinking.

E.P.I.C.F.A.I.L. is an acronym meaning Echoing Pompous Intellectuals Chamber For Arrogantly Incorrigible Liberals.Progressives are an E.P.I.C.F.A.I.L.

Emotion-Based Reality is a delusional reality created by emotions run amok in the psyche.An unprovable Emotion-Based Reality will consume an individual and override provable reality.

Emotional Training Determines Thinking is the direct and indirect emotional training individuals receive that determine the way they think.Emotional Training Determines Thinking is a necessary precursor to Emotion Trumps Critical Thinking.The like button in Facebook is an great example of Emotional Training Determines Thinking; the user gets emotional "likes" that subconsciously train the individual to think similar thoughts to get similar "likes" and enables the individual to easily … Continue reading Emotional Training Determines Thinking →

A Dimwitted Persona is someone's online persona that is so dimwitted that it can be intellectually outwitted by any average Joe.

Crunt is short for crusty cunt.An unwashed, filthy, scab ridden pussy is a crunt.

Crow Barr is slang for the self-proclaimed arrogance of being perpetually lame.Derived fromCrow: The shrill characteristic cry of a rooster showing egotistical arrogance for personal achievement.Barr: Existing in a perpetual state of being "lame"."That blogger posts the most lame insults towards other people and then crows about it; he's the epitome of a Crow Barr."

Cranial Power Generation Potential (CPGP) is a value that determines the wind power generating potential created from information blowing over the heads of stupid people.To calculate the cranial power generation potential (CPGP), first we use the Stanford Binet Intelligence Scale and define a couple of values associated with the intelligence levels on that scale;1. As the intelligence of the person approaches 20 (an idiot) the CPGP approaches infinity. 2. … Continue reading Cranial Power Generation Potential →

Controlled by emotion is when the behavior of people is controlled by ginned up emotions instead of rational thinking.

Communication malpractice describes either intentional or incompetent blather from persons attempting to confuse others, duck a question, or mislead everyone; it is deliberately not communicating but pretending to.Communication malpractice is often used in multiple ways;1. To mask insults by morally bankrupt intellectually dishonest people. 2. To hide ignorance on the topic being discussed, in other words an intentional deflection. Another nickname for … Continue reading Communication Malpractice →

Commenting Butt Buddies are two or more commenters that appears to be flip sides of the same internet trolling bed sheet, reaching around each others comments, cupping each others dangling rhetoric, and giving each other rhetorical thrills while they thrill themself.

Comment Blow-Job is slang for deleting online comments.

Coddled Political Wimps are people requiring professional help for post election depression.

A Character Code Error is a programmed code error that directly affects the core operating system of personal character as it relates to core procedures within ethics and morals.Pre-existing character code errors in human beings past the age of 25 are likely irreversible.Donald Trump's loose cannon mouth is the result of a permanent Character Code Error.

California Association of Trolling Teachers (CATT) is a hack pack of California unionized teachers enlisted to troll conservative leaning blogs.California Association of Trolling Teachers task is to post inflammatory, extraneous, off-topic messages, illogical nonsense, insults, general meanness, in other words, do whatever it takes to provoke conservatives into angry emotional responses.

A buckthorn is a paid internet troll that annoys the shit out of people. Derived from: Buck: Slang for money. Thorn: A small pricky little thing that annoys the shit out of people.