Definitions by Zoltar

This is an old Zoltar Speaks! blog post modified with new links within this blog site.

Alphabetized listing of Zoltar Speaks definitions (Original Post).
Please remember to have a sense of humor as you read them.

Alphabetized List

A
Alki-Bopper 
Animal House School of Thought
Anti-Anonymity Obsession
ANTIFA
Antiology
Antiism
A.S.S.H.O.L.E.

B
Bastardized Literacy
Bias Makes You Stupid
BTS : Blind Totalitarian Snowflake
Boy Who Cried Wolf Blogger
Buckthorn

C
California Association of Trolling Teachers
Character Code Error
Coddled Political Wimps
Communication Malpractice
Conspiracy Theory
Controlled By Emotion  
Cranial Power Generation Potential
Crow Barr

D
Dimwitted Persona

E
Emotional Training Determines Thinking
Emotion-Based Reality
E.P.I.C.F.A.I.L. (Echoing Pompous-Intellectuals Chamber For Arrogantly Incorrigible Liberals)  
E.T.C.T. (Emotion Trumps Critical Thinking)
Ethical Flush

F
Fart-In-The-Wind Comments
Fascistpocrisy
Fauxmendment Right
Fetusphobia 
Foot-In-Mouth Daily Legal Limit
Foot-In-Mouth Syndrome
F.O.T. (Fuck Off Troll)
Frankenstein Manipulation
Fully Matured Character

G
Gotch Spanking
Gotch Academy

H
Hackified
Hankdog
Hanking
Histrionic Malevolence Syndrome
Hit & Run Troll
Hollow Shell Airhead

I
I.D.I.O.T. 
Individual Responsibility Loophole (IRL)
Intellectual Language Barrier 
Internet Borg

J
Jackass Journalist Jackals

K
Kernongdefluggle

L 
Lesiak
Liberal Critical Thinking
Liberal Hive Mind
Liberal Magical Thinking
Liberal Purity Test
Liberal Intellectual Pompousness (L.I.P.)

M
Magical Thinking
Media Bigot
Media Trolling
Misinformation As Defined By Progressives
Monkey See, Monkey Do Hive Mindedness 
Morally Bankrupt
MSMC (MainStream Media Complex) 
MSMC (Militant Socialist Movement Cult)

N
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O
Opinion Bigot
Out-Eeyored

P
Perfect Political Storm
Political Hackified Idiots Supporting Progressives (P.H.I.S.P.) 
Pisoplysiphobia 
Pixelated
Pixelated Thinking 
Perpetually Offended Snowflake ( P.O.S.) 
Potemkin Rhetoric
Political Antiology
Political Attack Dog
Political Campaign Troll
Political Hack
Political Hack Pack
Political Meme
Political Tool
POOP Media
Post Vote Purge
Pricky
Principles of Progressive Goebbelism   
Progressives Anonymous 
Progressive Magical Thinking
Projectile Blogging

Q
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R
Rhetorical ABC’s
Rhetorical Coward
Richard Noggin

S
Safe Haven
Salem Witch Trial School of Thought
Sasquatch Brain
Schizophrenia-AT 
Self-Inflicted Intellectual Slap Down
SJWC (Social Justice Warrior Cult)
Skidmored
Snowflake Troll
SPAS Syndrome
SPAS-CG Syndrome

T
Teflon Blogger
Teflon Politician
The Ends Justify The Means
Thorn
Traumatic Political Stress Disorder
Trolachling
Troll Retort 
Truthzeeker

U
Umgwana
Urban Dictionary Master

V
Virtuous In Every Way ( V.I.E.W.)
Virgin Smirk
Vomit Comment

W
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X
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Y
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Z
Zoltar’s Razor
Zoltar Speaks

If I come up with more definitions, I’ll add them to this list.
Zoltar

DEFINITIONS

Alki-Bopper
Alki-Bopper: Short for an alcoholic bopper.

Alki-Bopper is a person that has one hand on a bottle of booze inebriating themself and the other hand in their pants pleasing themself (bopping).

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Animal House School of Thought
Animal House School of Thought are underlying thoughts of a person that causes them to talk, write, and act like a sophomoric moron.

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Anti-Anonymity Obsession
Anti-Anonymity Obsession is an obsession to attack online commenters for their choice of anonymity instead of discussing what they actually wrote.

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ANTIFA 
ANTIFA is an acronym meaning: Asinine Non-Thinking Individuals Fuckin’up America

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Antiology
Antiology is derived from the following words:

anti: opposed to; against. 
ology: a subject of study; a branch of knowledge.

Definition 
1) a distinctive doctrine, theory, system, or practice of being anti, or being opposed, against; an -ism.
2) the study of being opposed to; against.

3) against the study of; against gaining knowledge.

The newest form of political ideology in the United States that is not FOR anything they are only AGAINST, it’s called political antiology.

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Antiism
A distinctive practice, system, or philosophy of being anti.

Antiology is an antiism.

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ASSHOLE
ASSHOLE is an acronym that means: Antagonizing Shit Storm of Hyper Offensive Language Explosions.

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Bastardized Literacy
Bastardized Literacy is when a speaker or writers’ use of the English language shows ignorance and their continued ignorant use of the English language shows stupidity.

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Bias Makes You Stupid
Bias Makes You Stupid is when your bias towards someone or something is so extreme that it causes you do and say things that are stupid.

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BTS is an acronym that means Blind Totalitarian Snowflake.

BTS is the newest social disease infecting our society.

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Boy Who Cried Wolf Blogger
A boy who cried wolf blogger is a blogger that lies in everything they post and then one day they say I’m telling the truth this time.

After six months straight of nothing but outright lies, that lying pricky blogger now says he’s telling the truth; that’s the epitome of a boy who cried wolf blogger.

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Buckthorn
A buckthorn is a paid internet troll that annoys the shit out of people.

Derived from: 
Buck: Slang for money. 
Thorn: A small pricky little thing that annoys the shit out of people.

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California Association of Trolling Teachers (CATT)

California Association of Trolling Teachers (CATT) is a hack pack of California unionized teachers enlisted to troll conservative leaning blogs.

California Association of Trolling Teachers task is to post inflammatory, extraneous, off-topic messages, illogical nonsense, insults, general meanness, in other words, do whatever it takes to provoke conservatives into angry emotional responses.

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Character Code Error

A Character Code Error is a programmed code error that directly affects the core operating system of personal character as it relates to core procedures within ethics and morals.

Pre-existing character code errors in human beings past the age of 25 are likely irreversible.

Donald Trump’s loose cannon mouth is the result of a permanent Character Code Error.

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Coddled Political Wimps

Coddled Political Wimps are people requiring professional help for post election depression.

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Communication Malpractice

Communication malpractice describes either intentional or incompetent blather from persons attempting to confuse others, duck a question, or mislead everyone; it is deliberately not communicating but pretending to.

Communication malpractice is often used in multiple ways;

1. To mask insults by morally bankrupt intellectually dishonest people. 

2. To hide ignorance on the topic being discussed, in other words an intentional deflection.

Another nickname for this kind of communication malpractice is authentic frontier gibberish as defined in this scene from “Blazing Saddles”.

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Conspiracy Theory

Any narrative that contradicts the narrative of the majority.

Despite actual facts, any objections to the role of the FBI in its censorship by proxy on Twitter is smeared as a “conspiracy theory”.

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Controlled by Emotion

Controlled by emotion is when the behavior of people is controlled by ginned up emotions instead of rational thinking.

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Cranial Power Generation Potential

Cranial Power Generation Potential (CPGP) is a value that determines the wind power generating potential created from information blowing over the heads of stupid people.

To calculate the cranial power generation potential (CPGP), first we use the Stanford Binet Intelligence Scale and define a couple of values associated with the intelligence levels on that scale;

1. As the intelligence of the person approaches 20 (an idiot) the CPGP approaches infinity. 

2. As the intelligence level of the person approaches 140 (genius) the CPGP approaches zero.

Now we can fabricate small windmills for stupid people to wear on their heads; with the amount of information blowing over the heads of stupid people we could power a small country or a major metropolitan area.

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Crow Barr

Crow Barr is slang for the self-proclaimed arrogance of being perpetually lame.

Derived from

Crow: The shrill characteristic cry of a rooster showing egotistical arrogance for personal achievement.

Barr: Existing in a perpetual state of being “lame”.

“That blogger posts the most lame insults towards other people and then crows about it; he’s the epitome of a Crow Barr.“

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Dimwitted Persona

A Dimwitted Persona is someone’s online persona that is so dimwitted that it can be intellectually outwitted by any average Joe.

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Emotional Training Determines Thinking

Emotional Training Determines Thinking is the direct and indirect emotional training individuals receive that determine the way they think.Emotional Training Determines Thinking is a necessary precursor to Emotion Trumps Critical Thinking.

The like button in Facebook is an great example of Emotional Training Determines Thinking; the user gets emotional “likes” that subconsciously train the individual to think similar thoughts to get similar “likes” and enables the individual to easily set aside critical thinking in favor of getting “likes”.

Pavlov trained dogs.

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Emotion-Based Reality

Emotion-Based Reality is a delusional reality created by emotions run amok in the psyche.

An unprovable Emotion-Based Reality will consume an individual and override provable reality.

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E.P.I.C. F.A.I.L.

E.P.I.C.F.A.I.L. is an acronym meaning Echoing Pompous Intellectuals Chamber For Arrogantly Incorrigible Liberals.

Progressives are an E.P.I.C.F.A.I.L.

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ETCT

E.T.C.T. is an acronym meaning Emotion Trumps Critical Thinking.

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Ethical Flush

Ethical Flush is when an individual chooses to flush their ethics down the drain and engage in unethical behavior.

Our culture is in the midst of an ethical flush.

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Fart-In-The-Wind Comments

Fart-In-The-Wind Comments are brief comments in an online discussion that don’t inspire any replies.

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Fascistpocrisy

Fascistpocrisy: employing the immoral tactics of fascists while hypocritically calling others fascists.

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Fauxmendment Right

Fauxmendment Right is the belief that just because we the people have the right to do and say whatever we want, makes whatever we do and say right.

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Fetusphobia

Fetusphobia is the fear of a living human fetus.

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Foot-In-Mouth Daily Legal Limit

The Foot-In-Mouth Daily Legal Limit is the legal daily limit of rhetorical feet that one can place in their own mouth.

The Foot-In-Mouth Daily Legal Limit is inversely proportional to the person’s IQ using the Stanford–Binet Intelligence Scales, once an individual has reached their legal daily limit they should shut the fuck up and walk away.

IQ = 145–160 (Highly Advanced Intelligence) FIMDLL= 0–54 
IQ = 130–144 (Very Advanced Intelligence) FIMDLL= 55–69 
IQ = 120–129 (Superior Intelligence) FIMDLL= 70–79 
IQ = 110–119 (High Average Intelligence) FIMDLL= 80–89 
IQ = 90–109 ( Average Intelligence) FIMDLL= 90–109 
IQ = 80–89 ( Low Average Intelligence) FIMDLL= 110–119 
IQ = 70–79 ( Borderline Impaired Intelligence) FIMDLL= 120–129 
IQ = 55–69 ( Mildly Impaired Intelligence) FIMDLL= 130–144 
IQ = 40–54 (Impaired Intelligence-Stupid People) FIMDLL= 145– ∞

Stupid people are allowed an unlimited number of feet in their mouths because you can’t fix stupid.

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Foot-In-Mouth Syndrome

Foot-In-Mouth Syndrome is when the only time a person opens their mouth is to change socks.

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F.O.T.

F.O.T. is an acronym that means Fuck Off Troll!

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Frankenstein Manipulation

Frankenstein Manipulation is selective cherry picking of written or spoken words and reassembling them into a complete misrepresentation of the original.

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Fully Matured Character

A Fully Matured Character is achieved when our facade can be successfully removed and we are what we are regardless of life’s hurdles.

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Gotch Spanking

Gotch Spanking is when a blistering rhetorical retort is delivered by someone from the Gotch Academy.

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Gotch Academy

The Gotch Academy is an institution that regularly schools others on rhetorical strategies used in discussions about current events.

Cornelius_Gotchberg is “the” professor at The Gotch Academy. He is the architect of Shakespearean stylized rhetorical “poetries” endeavoring to school others on topics closely related to current events. Either you get the style of writing or you don’t.

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Hackified

Hackified is what happens when an ideologue is turned into a political hack.

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Hankdog

Hankdog is a way of publicly identifying (in mixed company) a man who obsessively masturbates.

Derived from: 
Hank: short for Hanking: A word used in public when talking about a male masturbating.

Dog: Well like a dog, because dogs are literally obsessive about everything, once you get them started they don’t want to stop.

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Hanking

Hanking: A word used in public when talking about a male masturbating.

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Histrionic Malevolence Syndrome

Histrionic Malevolence Syndrome is a personality disorder that causes a person to personally attack others with malice full of strongly negative accusations but with few facts or details to back them up.

Histrionic Malevolence Syndrome is closely related to a Histrionic Personality Disorder; however, there is an obsessive over-exaggerated focus on the singular symptom defined “Speaks dramatically with strong opinions, but few facts or details to back them up”.

People suffering from this syndrome get tremendous enjoyment trying to demean, humiliate, and disgrace others; they’re demented redneck fucks with an emphasis on demented.

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Hit & Run Troll

Hit & Run Troll is an internet troll that posts short completely unrelated off-topic deflections (usually with an insulting ad hominem and/or personal attack) and after they post their deflections they never return to address any replies to their deflections.

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Hollow Shell Airhead

Hollow Shell Airhead is a metaphor describing the empty vessel of a stupid person.That guy is a hollow shell airhead.

Derived from the following definitions:

Hollow: An empty space inside of something.

Shell: In impersonal attitude or manner which conceals the presence or absence of something contained within.

Airhead: A mindless or stupid person.

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I.D.I.O.T.

I.D.I.O.T. is an acronym meaning Impulsive Distribution of Ideologically Obtuse Thoughts.

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Individual Responsibility Loophole

Individual Responsibility Loophole (IRL) is the unethical notion that when an individual breaks existing rules or laws it’s society that’s at fault.

Society creates laws to govern it’s people and maintain a civil society. In our modern progressively dominated society unethical individuals are being enabled by unwitting people to invoke the Individual Responsibility Loophole to cast blame away from themselves so they can avoid the consequences of their own actions. If this practice continues and becomes more wide spread chaos will ensue.

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Intellectual Language Barrier

An Intellectual Language Barrier is when you talk or write in English and others listen or read in dumbass!

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Internet Borg

Internet Borg are hive minded ignorant people on the internet.Internet Borg automatically jump on the popularity bandwagon to help spread ignorant viral infections by liking and sharing propaganda based internet content on social media and blogs regardless of actual truth and fact. To these self-centered narcissist fools, getting “likes” is a badge of honor.

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Jackass Journalist Jackals

Jackass Journalist Jackals (JJJ’s) are “journalists” in the media that believe the ends justify the means and fabricate ways to circle their target and viciously attack – truth be damned.

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Kernongdefluggle

Kernongdefluggle (kərˈnông’di’fləɡəl) is that feeling a person gets when they interject ignorant statements in a public conversation that even they don’t truly understand, and they privately wish they’d never engaged in the conversation.

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Lesiak

Slang for lazy ass.

Richard the Lesiak.

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Liberal Critical Thinking

Conservatives are wrong; thus ends Liberal critical thinking.

Two steps to Liberal critical thinking, 
1. Pretend to listen to a Conservative. 
2. Declare the Conservative wrong.

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Liberal Hive Mind

Liberal Hive Mind is when Liberals say the exact same unethical things regardless of any direct personal interaction between them.

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Liberal Magical Thinking

Liberal Magical Thinking : is thinking that when an illiberal thinks a thought, any thought, then that thought is automatically considered logical and should be presented as truth.

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Liberal Purity Test

Liberal Purity Test

PASS: The Liberal performing the test likes it. 
FAIL: The Liberal performing the test doesn’t like it.

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L.I.P.

L.I.P. is an acronym meaning Liberal Intellectual Pompousness.

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Magical Thinking

Magical Thinking is a kind of irrational thinking that causes a person to completely reject critical thinking and replace it with absurd reasoning because their bias tells them it’s true.

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Media Bigot

Media Bigot is a person that is prejudiced against a media outlet because that person is intolerant of differing points of view presented.

Anyone that automatically disregards information provided by a particular media source simply because it’s from that media source is a Media Bigot.

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Media Trolling

Media that distributes inflammatory propaganda with the deliberate intent of provoking readers into an emotional response thus getting more attention for their media outlet.

Intentionally publishing a crossword puzzle containing the image of a swastika is media trolling.

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Misinformation
As Defined By Progressives

Any fact that contradicts the approved narrative of the majority.

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Monkey See, Monkey Do Hive Mindedness

Monkey See, Monkey Do Hive Mindedness; is doing the same kinds of unethical things others have done because the perceived results are inline with their own biased views.

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Morally Bankrupt

Morally bankrupt is how you define a person or a group of people that have shown a regular history of making choices that are devoid of ethics and/or morals.

Brief listing of morally bankrupt groups; Nazi, Ku Klux Klan, Black Panthers, ANTIFA, racists, bigots, bullies, internet trolls, political hacks, etc.

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M.S.M.C.

M.S.M.C. is an acronym meaning: MainStream Media Complex.

The MainStream Media Complex (MSMC) in the United States is predominately a Progressive propaganda machine.

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M.S.M.C.

M.S.M.C. is an acronym meaning: Militant Socialist Movement Cult.

The Militant Socialist Movement Cult (MSMC) in the United States is synonymous to the MainStream Media Complex which just happens to have the same acronym MSMC.

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Opinion Bigot

An Opinion Bigot is a person who is completely intolerant of opposing opinions.

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Out-Eeyored

Out-Eeyored when someone is excessively more pessimistic, gloomy, depressed, negative, and sarcastic as Eeyore while still being as insightful, observant, loyal, and wise as Eeyore.

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Perfect Political Storm

Perfect Political Storm: When sociopolitical conditions are such that one political ideology overwhelmingly consumes the populace and swallows up or destroys any ideological opposition.

The Nazi party was a perfect political storm that swallowed Germany.

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P.H.I.S.P.

P.H.I.S.P. (pernounced “fisp”) is an acronym meaning: Political Hackified Idiots Supporting Progressives.

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Pisoplysiphobia

Pisoplysiphobia ( fē’-sō-fē-lē-sē-fō-bē-ə) is the fear of drinking your own backwash at the bottom of you glass. The word is derived from the English spelling of the spoken Greek words for back (píso) and wash (plýsi).

When you look at the last inch of fluid in your glass and you gag just thinking about drinking it; that’s backwash phobia or Pisoplysiphobia.

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Pixelated

Pixelated means to divide hard copies* of words or photos into pixels so they can be displayed on computer devices.

*hard copies: actual paper; non-digital format.

Joe pixelated his old printed photos and hand written stories with a digital scanner so he could show them to his friends on the internet.

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Pixelated Thinking

Pixelated Thinking is when someone uses a keyboard to translated every single thought in their mind into pixels to be displayed in an internet chat room or comment thread without any rational thought about what should or shouldn’t be posted for the entire world to read.

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P.O.S.

P.O.S. is an acronym meaning: Perpetually Offended Snowflake.

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Potemkin Rhetoric

Potemkin Rhetoric is any rhetoric that is solely to deceive others into thinking that a situation is better than it really is.

Derived from the following definitions: 

Potemkin: having a false or deceptive appearance, especially one presented for the purpose of propaganda.

Rhetoric: language designed to have a persuasive or impressive effect on its audience, but often regarded as lacking in sincerity or meaningful content.

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Political Antiology

Political Antiology is the newest form of 21st century political ideology in the United States that is not FOR anything they are only AGAINST. Evidence of this is when people you talk with are are so ANTI-this or ANTI-that and they can’t coherently tell you what they are FOR anymore.

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Political Attack Dog

A Political Attack Dog is a person that relentlessly peruses or stalks those that oppose their political ideology and viciously spews endless attacks at them.

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Political Campaign Troll

A Political Campaign Troll is a person who sows discord in a political campaign by starting arguments or upsetting people, by stating inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in a political campaign with the deliberate intent of provoking the constituency into an emotional response or otherwise disrupting normal on-topic campaign issue discussions, often for their own amusement.

Donald Trump is the epitome of a political campaign troll.

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Political Hack

A Political Hack is a morally bankrupt person that has actually chosen to be a political tool and a political attack dog. The intentions of a political hack are aligned with victory NOT personal conviction, ethics or morals. The ends justify the means is a core belief of a political hack.

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Political Hack Pack

Political Hack Pack: When a group of political hacks get together.

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Political Meme

Political Meme 
1: A brief and easily repeatable political smear that rapidly replicates itself via social media. 

2: A virus of the mind that infects weak-minded individuals that are consumed by their own political bias and hate. 

3: A political propaganda smear sometimes rooted in humor but intended to take root as fact, regardless of truth.

Popular political memes of the day are photos that are taken completely out of context with added text that intentionally smears a politician, political party, or political policy and posted on Facebook, Twitter, etc. for broad infestation of the virus.

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Political Tool

A Political Tool is an extension of a political apparatus, usually a person or group of people, which parrots political propaganda of that ideological political apparatus.

A political tool could be a media outlet that appears very partisan such as Fox News which parrots Conservative propaganda, MSNBC, CNN, New York Times, etc which parrots Liberal propaganda, The Cap Times (Madison, WI) which parrots Progressive propaganda, etc.

A political tool can also be as simple as an individual, usually a political hack, that parrots political propaganda of their choice in internet chat rooms, blogs, or online comment threads.

A political tool may or may not know that their they are being used as a tool.

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POOP Media

Progressives Outlets Of Propaganda media or POOP Media.

The political left’s lapdog media has shown that they are 100% in the bag and completely support Progressives and their massive shift towards totalitarianism, anti-Constitution, anti-American, anti-law and order, blatantly open brown shirt intimidation tactics, transparent double standards & hypocrisy, innuendo filled accusations, and lies; promoting these Progressive tactics has earned them the title of POOP Media. These tactics will not stop now that Joe Biden is the apparent President Elect and future President of the United States. The left sees their last four years of using unethical and immoral tactics as a political success and this will justify them pushing these tactics harder and further than ever before. The only thing I expect to happen after President Trump is no longer in the White House is their primary focus of hate will shift from Donald Trump to other prominent Republicans and the general population of Conservatives across the USA; after all, hate must have a target and Progressives must have lots of hate for their movement to “progress” and survive.  

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Post Vote Purge

Post Vote Purge is when voting for the candidates on the ballot makes you so damn sick that you have to vomit/purge after voting.

After I voted for President in 2016 I performed a Post Vote Purge. I was the one running out the door of the polling station to release the uncontrollable projectile vomit into the bushes.

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Pricky

Pricky is a behavior that’s commonly attributed to assholes that are acting like a fucking prick.

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Principles of Progressive Goebbelism

The Principles of Progressive Goebbelism are the core guiding principles of the propaganda that progressives have used to brainwash and dumb-down our society.

The core principles are: 
1. If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it.

2. If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth. 

3. If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it.

4. If you repeat a lie long enough, it becomes truth.

5. If you repeat a lie many times, people are bound to start believing it.

These same principles were put into practice by the master propagandist Paul Joseph Goebbels who was a German Nazi politician and Reich Minister of Propaganda of Nazi Germany from 1933 to 1945, thus the term Goebbelism.

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Progressives Anonymous

Progressives Anonymous is a place for Progressives to go to combat the disease of Progressivism.

Progressives Anonymous is a national fellowship of men and women who share the disease of Progressivism and are ideologically obsessed with its totalitarian philosophy. It is nonprofessional, self-supporting, multiracial, and available almost everywhere. There are no age or education requirements. Membership is open to anyone who wants to do something about his or her ideological obsession to totalitarianism.

At Progressives Anonymous (PA) Progressives can openly discuss their addiction disease in a very familiar hive minded environment where the addict can learn from the experiences of other addicts that want to get and remain free of their all consuming obsession.

MOTTO 
Using the TWELVE STEPS OF PROGRESSIVES ANONYMOUS and the TWELVE TRADITIONS OF PROGRESSIVES ANONYMOUS we strive to remain free of our obsession with the disease of Progressivism which causes complete ideological blindness, absolute rejection of accepted reality, and rampant opinion bigotry.

MOTIVATIONAL PRAYER 
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference.

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Progressive Magical Thinking

Progressive Magical Thinking (PMT) is thinking that if a Liberal can find something (anything) in print, digital, or video that agrees with them, then it’s considered absolute fact.

Example: The girl in the French Model State Farm TV commercial saying “they can’t put anything on the internet that isn’t true” is a perfect representation of how Progressive Magical Thinking works when your own extreme bias makes you stupid.

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Projectile Blogging

Projectile Blogging, or commenting, is when a blogger spews out whatever pops into their head in a rapid regurgitation of random thoughts.

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Rhetorical ABC’s

Rhetorical ABC’s are the rhetorical tactics of Attack, Bastardize and Condemn.

Attack: Attack the messenger and ignoring the message.
 
Bastardize: Misrepresent or corrupt meanings of words or statements and attack that instead. 

Condemn: Demonize the opposition; evil must be destroyed.

Political rhetoric in the United States has entered a new phase that uses Rhetorical ABC’s, it’s so prevalent that it’s become a political art form.

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Rhetorical Coward

A Rhetorical Coward is a person that refuses to engage those that challenge their rhetoric. This should not be applied to those that choose not to engage internet trolls.

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Richard Noggin

Richard Noggin is a polite way of saying that someone is being a Dick Head in mixed company.

Dick = Short for Richard
Noggin = Another name for head

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Safe Haven

A Safe Haven is that safe place you go to get away from the perceived lunacy in the world.

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Salem Witch Trial School of Thought

Salem Witch Trial School of Thought are underlying thoughts of a person that causes them to throw out all logical reasoning and conclude the absurd.

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Sasquatch Brain

A Sasquatch Brain is the brain of an extremely stupid person.

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Schizophrenia-AT

Schizophrenia-AT is a serious mental illness that specifically affects the Anti-Trump (AT) resistance. It interferes with anti-Trump’ers ability to think clearly, manage emotions, make decisions and relate to others. It’s a complex, long-term medical illness, currently affecting a huge portion of Americans.

Symptoms: Schizophrenia-AT causes Salem Witch Trial School of Thought brought on by Traumatic Political Stress Disorder that has metastasized to other parts of a Sasquatch Brain that has been infected with Progressive propaganda causing spontaneous fits of Histrionic Malevolence Syndrome.

There is no known cure for AT-Schizophrenia, but it can be treated and managed in several ways: 
1. Anti-Psychotic Medications
2. Psychotherapy, such as cognitive behavioral therapy and assertive community treatment and supportive therapy 
3. Self-management strategies and education 
4. Exorcism of Progressive Ideology 
5. Progressives Anonymous

Related Conditions: 
People with schizophrenia may have additional illnesses. These may include but are not limited to: Substance abuse, Traumatic Political Stress Disorder, Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, Histrionic Malevolence Syndrome, Delusional Thinking, Major Depression

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Self-Inflicted Intellectual Slap Down

Self-Inflicted Intellectual Slap Down is when your own argument proves you’re an idiot.

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S.J.W.C.

S.J.W.C.: an acronym that means: Social Justice Warrior Cult.

The SJWC (Social Justice Warrior Cult) is the weaponized cult of pawns that Progressives use to crush any perceived opposition into absolute submission using propaganda based rhetorical fear tactics. The “warriors” in the SJWC are pawns in a movement towards Progressive totalitarianism.

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Skidmored

Skidmored: Is used to describe someone who is or has been slandered or defamed even though there are no facts to support the claims.

This is derived from a real word cancelation incident of a Madison, WI Alderman by falsely accusing him of calling the Mayor of Madison a slur during a Zoom council meeting during the COVID-19 pandemic. After an investigation of the recording by an interested party in search of the truth, it was determined that it was not likely that the accused Alderman uttered the slur and publicly shared the findings. This public declaration countering the false narrative accusation being smeared in public helped force the City of Madison to fully investigate the incident. The investigation was conducted, and the results were that it was impossible for the smeared Alderman to have uttered the slur because his microphone was turned OFF when the slur was uttered, but of course the findings of the investigation were intentionally withheld from the public until the character assignation damage was done and the result was that the Alderman lost the election, which was the end goal of the morally bankrupt false smear. The people who concocted this false cancellation smear are morally bankrupt ends justifies the means Madison, WI area progressives.

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Snowflake Troll

Snowflake Troll is a snowflake that has a pattern of painting a big target on their forehead when trolling the internet, rhetorically daring others to target it, and then falsely portrays themself as a victim when someone gets a bulls-eye.

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SPAS Syndrome

SPAS Syndrome is an obsession to STALK, PERSONALLY ATTACK, and SILENCE those who oppose your point of view.

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SPAS-CG Syndrome

SPAS-CG Syndrome is a specific subset of SPAS Syndrome, it’s a very focused obsession to STALK, PERSONALLY ATTACK, and SILENCE the internet commenter named CORNELIUS GOTCHBURG.

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Teflon Blogger

Teflon Blogger is an internet blogger, or commenter, participating in an online discussion and the stated rules of that particular website don’t seem to apply to the blogger/commenter.

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Teflon Politician

Teflon Politician is a politician that seems to function under an assumption that rules and laws do not apply to themself.

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The ends justify the means

The ends justify the means is a morally bankrupt core belief that rationalizes unethical and immoral behavior because the end goal is the focus and anything done to achieve that goal is considered acceptable.

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Thorn

A Thorn is a small pricky little thing that annoys the shit out of people.

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Traumatic Political Stress Disorder (TPSD)

Traumatic Political Stress Disorder (TPSD) is a mental disorder that can develop after a person is exposed to what they perceive as a traumatic political event.

An example of this is the 2016 Presidential election was clearly a traumatic political event for Democrats and has caused many Democrats across the country to be afflicted with Traumatic Political Stress Disorder and they are throwing political tantrums that make President Trump, of all people, look like the adult in the room.

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Trolachling

Trolachling (trōl•ăch•lĭng): an internet troll hatchling.

Derived from: 
Internet Troll: a person who sows discord on the Internet by starting arguments or upsetting people, by posting inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community.

Hatchling: A young animal that has recently emerged from its egg.

A Trolachling instigates discourse in online communities however the immature nature of the hatchlings statements haven’t matured to the level of an internet troll.

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Troll Retort

Troll Retort is a standard phrase that you can use in reply to internet trolls.

Troll Retort example:
“For the love of god, if you can’t post anything that adds to the conversation then STFU.”

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Truthzeeker

Truthzeeker is a pseudonym used as an oxymoron.

“This blogger has never done anything but spread false innuendo and verifiable lies; the Truthzeeker pseudonym is being used is an oxymoron, there is no seeking of truth. “

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UMGWANA

UMGWANA is an acronym that means Unintelligent Man Giving Written Arrogance a New Awakening.

This was the pseudonym of a foolish commenter on madison.com years ago that defined the term with the imbecilic arrogant crap he used to write.

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Urban Dictionary Master

Urban Dictionary Master is an individual that has surpassed 100 published definitions on Urban Dictionary.

Zoltar Speaks was an Urban Dictionary Master until the unethical bastards running Urban Dictionary deleted all 100+ definitions.

Here’s what happened in a simple sequence of events:
1. I noticed that two of my 114 definitions had been deleted.

2. I contacted Urban Dictionary to find out why.

3. I was told that someone asked for them to be deleted so Urban Dictionary deleted them.

4. I complained about the deletions and asked for the definitions to be restored.

5. Four days later when I checked if Urban Dictionary had restored the two definitions they deleted I discover that 110 of my 111 left over definitions had been deleted, leaving only one.

6. I complained about all but one of my definitions being deleted.

7. I get a message that Urban Dictionary was looking into it.

8. I immediately check when I got that message and found that the last definition had also been deleted.

Complain to Urban Dictionary for deleting one or more of your definitions and they’ll delete everything you’ve posted on their site. This is the most unethical conduct I have ever come across in my many years of management and participation on the internet. The only other explanation is that the person that manages the online database for Urban Dictionary is completely incompetent.

Urban Dictionary can BITE ME, I’ll post all my definitions here on my blog so I can freely link to them without having to deal with a bunch of unethical snowflake hacks at Urban Dictionary.

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V.I.E.W.

V.I.E.W. is an acronym meaning: Virtuous In Every Way

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Virgin Smirk

Virgin Smirk is that unique looking shit eating grin a guy gets when his new sexual partner tells him that she’s a virgin just before they do the wild thing.

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Vomit Comment

A Vomit Comment is a comment that looks as if someone had thrown a mouth full of random nastiness on on the screen.

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Zoltar’s Razor

Zoltar’s Razor: Don’t attribute to hypoxia that which is adequately explained by alki-bopping.

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Zoltar Speaks

Zoltar Speaks is a clear voice on high raining down knowledge and wisdom. Zoltar Speaks has been publicly compared to the Greek God Zeus.

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If I come up with more definitions, I’ll add them to this list.
Zoltar aka Steve Witherspoon