Urban Dictionary Master

Urban Dictionary Master is an individual that has surpassed 100 published definitions on Urban Dictionary.

Zoltar Speaks was an Urban Dictionary Master until the unethical bastards running Urban Dictionary deleted all 100+ definitions.

Here’s what happened in a simple sequence of events:
1. I noticed that two of my 114 definitions had been deleted.

2. I contacted Urban Dictionary to find out why.

3. I was told that someone asked for them to be deleted so Urban Dictionary deleted them.

4. I complained about the deletions and asked for the definitions to be restored.

5. Four days later when I checked if Urban Dictionary had restored the two definitions they deleted I discover that 110 of my 111 left over definitions had been deleted, leaving only one.

6. I complained about all but one of my definitions being deleted.

7. I get a message that Urban Dictionary was looking into it.

8. I immediately check when I got that message and found that the last definition had also been deleted.

Complain to Urban Dictionary for deleting one or more of your definitions and they’ll delete everything you’ve posted on their site. This is the most unethical conduct I have ever come across in my many years of management and participation on the internet. The only other explanation is that the person that manages the online database for Urban Dictionary is completely incompetent.

Urban Dictionary can BITE ME, I’ll post all my definitions here on my blog so I can freely link to them without having to deal with a bunch of unethical snowflake hacks at Urban Dictionary.