Foot-In-Mouth Daily Legal Limit

Definition By Zoltar Speaks!

The Foot-In-Mouth Daily Legal Limit is the legal daily limit of rhetorical feet that one can place in their own mouth.

The Foot-In-Mouth Daily Legal Limit is inversely proportional to the person’s IQ using the Stanford–Binet Intelligence Scales, once an individual has reached their legal daily limit they should shut the fuck up and walk away.

IQ = 145–160 (Highly Advanced Intelligence) FIMDLL= 0–54 
IQ = 130–144 (Very Advanced Intelligence) FIMDLL= 55–69 
IQ = 120–129 (Superior Intelligence) FIMDLL= 70–79 
IQ = 110–119 (High Average Intelligence) FIMDLL= 80–89 
IQ = 90–109 ( Average Intelligence) FIMDLL= 90–109 
IQ = 80–89 ( Low Average Intelligence) FIMDLL= 110–119 
IQ = 70–79 ( Borderline Impaired Intelligence) FIMDLL= 120–129 
IQ = 55–69 ( Mildly Impaired Intelligence) FIMDLL= 130–144 
IQ = 40–54 (Impaired Intelligence-Stupid People) FIMDLL= 145– ∞

Stupid people are allowed an unlimited number of feet in their mouths because you can’t fix stupid.

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